MOTHER OF THE NIGHTMARE
My husband, Liam, and I had just collapsed onto the bed in our beautiful honeymoon suite. The whirlwind of our wedding day had finally ended, and now it was just **us.**
The soft glow of candlelight, the faint scent of roses—everything was **perfect.**
Until…
**BANG!**
The door **slammed open.**
A figure rushed in, wild-eyed and panting.
**”STOP! STOP RIGHT NOW!”**
I gasped, clutching the sheets to my chest. Liam shot up in bed, his face twisting in shock.
There, standing in the doorway of our honeymoon suite, was **his mother.**
**His actual, full-grown, fifty-seven-year-old mother.**
Dressed in **a floral nightgown.**
**Barefoot.**
**Breathless.**
### **A Moment of Pure Horror**
For a second, I thought I was dreaming.
Liam groaned, rubbing his temples. “Mom? What the hell—”
She stormed into the room, **ignoring my existence entirely.** She marched straight to Liam’s side of the bed, gripping his wrist with both hands.
**“You can’t do this, Liam! You just CAN’T!”**
I blinked. Was I hallucinating?
“Can’t do what?” Liam snapped, trying to pull away.
She was shaking—actually **shaking.** And then, she **lowered her voice to a dramatic whisper.**
**”I had a dream, Liam. A vision. And it was a WARNING!”**
### **The Prophecy of Doom**
My jaw nearly unhinged. **A vision? A warning?**
Liam groaned again. “Mom, you don’t believe in that psychic nonsense.”
Her grip tightened. “I do NOW!”
I stared at her, still half-covered in blankets, my patience dissolving by the second. “Maureen, it’s **our wedding night.** Whatever this is, it can WAIT.”
“No, it CAN’T,” she hissed. Then she turned back to Liam, **her eyes huge.**
“In my dream, Liam… you and her—” she jabbed a finger at me “—consummated your marriage. And then…**you DIED!**”
Silence.
The only sound was the distant hum of traffic outside our hotel window.
And then, I **burst out laughing.**
I **couldn’t help it.** It was just **so insane.**
“Mom, I swear to God,” Liam said through gritted teeth. “If you don’t leave RIGHT NOW—”
“But Liam!” she shrieked, eyes full of panic. “It was so **real.** Right after, you fell **to the floor**—lifeless!”
She turned to me, pointing a trembling finger. **“And YOU just sat there, smiling. Like a BLACK WIDOW!”**
### **The Exorcism of Maureen**
I **choked.** “Are you suggesting that if Liam and I… you know… he’s going to **DIE?**”
She **nodded. Gravely.**
Liam exhaled **so hard I thought he’d pass out.** “Mom, get out.”
“No! I won’t let you risk it! Not tonight!” She turned to me with **full-on, mother-in-law fury.**
**“Rachel, if you truly love my son, you will NOT touch him tonight!”**
I was **done.**
“Maureen,” I said sweetly, swinging my legs over the bed. “If you don’t leave, I will personally **carry you out of this hotel and throw you into the nearest dumpster.**”
Her mouth opened in outrage, but before she could protest, Liam **leapt out of bed** and grabbed her by the arm.
He **dragged her toward the door.**
She **kicked.** She **screamed.** She **clawed at the walls.**
But Liam was **stronger.**
**SLAM!**
The door shut.
### **Aftermath**
Liam **locked it. Twice.** Then he turned to me, utterly exhausted.
“She’s insane,” he muttered.
I sighed. “Yeah, but at least now we have a fun honeymoon story.”
He groaned, rubbing his face. “I can’t believe this.”
I smirked. “So… you still wanna risk it?”
Liam **snorted.** “If I go out tonight, at least I’ll die happy.”
We **both** burst out laughing.
And then?
We did exactly what his mother feared.
And guess what?
**Liam survived.**