An old woman was walking her dog one evening when a young man snatched her purse and ran off. A couple across the street rushed over to check on her, saying the police were on their way. The old woman smiled and said, \u201cIt\u2019s really no big deal. I carry my old purse to put my dog\u2019s poop in it until I get home to dispose of it.\u201d Imagine the thief\u2019s surprise when he opens the purse.<\/p>\n
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d he asked. She replied, \u201cTo Las Vegas! I found out that there are men who will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!\u201d The husband thought for a moment and then began packing his bags. \u201cWhat do you think you are doing?\u201d she screamed. \u201cI\u2019m going to Las Vegas with you\u2026 I want to see how you\u2019re going to live on $1,000 a year.\u201d<\/p>\n
An old lady was waiting to park when a young man in a red Mercedes took her spot. Upset, she told him, \u201cI was going to park there!\u201d He smugly replied, \u201cThat\u2019s what you can do when you\u2019re young and bright.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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