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An elderly couple had just settled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, \u201cSeven points!\u201d<\/p>\n

His wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, \u201cWhat are you talking about?\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cFootball,\u201d he replied. \u201cThat was a touchdown!\u201d<\/p>\n

Not wanting to be left out, his wife waited a few moments, then let out a fart of her own and announced, \u201cTouchdown! Tie game!\u201d<\/p>\n

After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted, \u201cAha! 14 to 7\u2014I\u2019m back in the lead!\u201d<\/p>\n

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Giggling, his wife responded with a little toot and said, \u201cExtra point! We\u2019re tied again!\u201d<\/p>\n

The night continued with playful back-and-forth, each sound marking a new score, until both were laughing too hard to keep count.<\/p>\n

Their lighthearted competition turned bedtime into their favorite game\u2014a silly tradition that proved love, humor, and a little mischief keep the spark alive, no matter how many seasons pass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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