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I came across this funny story on the internet, and it\u2019s too good not to share! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. Afterward, they decided to grab a bite at the food court.<\/strong><\/p>\n

While sitting there, the dad couldn\u2019t help but notice a teenager next to him with wild hair, and what happened next will have you laughing out loud\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

Get ready for some classic grandad humor!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Okay, here\u2019s how the story goes: I\u2019m not sure if it really happened or if it\u2019s made up, but either way \u2013 it\u2019s absolutely brilliant!<\/p>\n

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\u201dI took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. In classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response.<\/em><\/p>\n

Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock , I was just wondering if you were my son<\/em>!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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