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Jane married Ted and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.<\/p>\n

She remarried again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later<\/p>\n

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Jane again remarried, and this time she and John had 5 more children. Jane finally died after having 25 children.<\/p>\n

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.<\/p>\n

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, \u2018They\u2019re finally together.\u2019<\/p>\n

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Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend Margaret, \u2018Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?\u2019<\/p>\n

Margaret replied, \u2018I think he means her legs, Ethel\u2026 her legs.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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