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One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.<\/b><\/p>\n

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After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.\u00a0 With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:<\/b><\/p>\n

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\u201cHoney, would you give me a blow job?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n

Horrified, she replies, \u201cAre you crazy? My parents will see us!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n

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\u201cOh come on!\u00a0 Who\u2019s gonna see us at this hour?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cBut can you imagine if we get caught?!?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cOh come on!\u00a0 There\u2019s nobody around, they\u2019re all sleeping!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cNo way.\u00a0 It\u2019s just too risky!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cOh please, please, I love you so much?!?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cNo, no, and no.\u00a0 I love you too, but I just can\u2019t!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cOh yes you can.\u00a0 Please?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cNo, no. I just can\u2019t!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m begging you\u2026\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n

Suddenly, the hallway light turns on \u2026<\/b><\/p>\n

and the girl\u2019s sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says:<\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cDad says that you should go ahead and give him a blow job, or mom can do it.\u00a0 Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it\u2026<\/b><\/p>\n

\u2026 but for God\u2019s sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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