He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there.<\/p>\n
The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house.<\/p>\n
The next day, he decides to drop the cat forty blocks away, but the same thing happens.<\/p>\n
He keeps on increasing the number of blocks, but the cat keeps on coming home before him.<\/p>\n
At last he decides to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again, and another right and so on until he reaches what he thinks is a perfect spot and drops the cat there.<\/p>\n
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asks her, \u201cJen, is the cat there?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, why do you ask?\u201d answers the wife.<\/p>\n
Frustrated, the man says, \u201cPut that cat on the phone. I\u2019m lost and I need directions!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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